5 Things that Gross Me Out

Unlike Mrs Woog, I am not a chucker.

But lately there have been several things that have made me heave a little, or at least purse my lips, so I thought I would share them with you.

1. This Naughty Dog. I don't do dogs on furniture, but I cannot convince Kora otherwise and she doesn't seem to care what I think. She sleeps on everyone's bed, and if they kick her off she sleeps on the couch. She hears my footsteps in the hall and slinks off whatever bed she is on, and pretends to be asleep on the floor. Mr BC may have pixelated her face but I KNOW IT'S YOU, KORA.
2. A large carpet python enjoying an equally large rat, in a tree at the dog park. I'm pursing my lips because I missed it. I love snakes, but certainly not the dog park in the rainy pre dawn light.
3. The immense stank of the immense pile of washing that has accumulated in this rain. C'mon Mother Nature! Enough already!!
4. A large midnight vomit, hurled down the hallway as if it was a bowling ball, leaving a comets trail of chuck along the floor and up the walls. Thank you child, you almost made a chucker of me.
5. Pictures of peoples feet. This seems to be an internet craze at the moment, and all summer long everyone has been happily instagramming their pretty pedi, or their cool sandals, or the sandy evidence of their holiday. This is unfortunate because my sister and I share a disgust and fascination of ugly feet. It's like an anti fetish; vomit burping, we just cannot look away. This is clearly our problem, there is nothing wrong with your feet. We have been known to stealth photo strangers feet on the bus, just to gross each other out. In fact, recently I broke my little toe and instagrammed it to the world. Here it is Cheryl, just for you. You're welcome.