- Come off the top of the back yard slippery dip, & land on your face. Did you slip? Where you pushed? Did you jump? We'll never know..
- Scream, with your face half covered in blood.
- Go to the hospital & get 2 stitches under your nose. This will involve magic numbing cream, Ketamine, a canula, anaesthetic...
- Dont wake up from the anaesthetic for a few extra hours. Never mind that every docter & nurse that has come in to see the 'cute little man needing his face stitched up' mentions that children wake up from Ketamine 'almost instantly'. Now they are poking him in the chest yelling 'Wake up! Can you hear me??' Be hooked up to every monitor anyone can think of.
- Save yourself from being transferred to the pediatric ward by waking up & demanding a drink. Just joking, Mummy!
Guess there is more to worry about than that neo-nazi haircut at kindy picture day today, huh?
Mrs BC
xx