"What do you call those almond shaped nuts? Oh....duh. They're almonds" Teenage Daughter.
"Meeeaaaaat? Hellllloooooooo Meeeeaaaaaat? Where AAARRREEEE yoooooouuuu?" Monkey Boy yelling at his dinner plate.
"Mum, can you please turn on the TV? I won't cut up your shoes." The Gentleman.
These also from the Gentleman;
"Animals are good. You CAN eat them. But not beavers, they will scratch your face & just hit you with their tails" and;
"No, Mum, you aren't cool. You're lovely. And beautiful, like a rainbow. But not cool."
Hmmmmmmmmm.